iswitchedtogeico said: If I were dating you, I'd be one happy as fuck man

Aww that’s sweet

sluttybastard:

❤️

touchabletimmy:

DOIT

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iswitchedtogeico said: Deal. ;P

Deal on what??

past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

still-the-king:

When doctors ask me “Have you been sexually active” I am just like “I wish”